Oh Yellow Drip!
How magical you are!
News of your powers have certainly spread far!
When the curse of "no power" strikes.
You, Oh Yellow Drip, help us to fight!
Vomiting, diarhhoea, TB and AIDS,
When they see the yellow drip,
Their severity fades!
Nothing is better than your strength and power.
Not even president Zuma's Aids shower!
That was for the medics in the audience.
I know you guys know what I'm talking about.
I know you're probably ROFL right now.
And I know that you're laughing for all the wrong reasons.
I also know what those reasons are, which is why I'm laughing.
If there are any non-medics out there who know what I'm talking about - say so and you WIN a lifetime's supply of yellow drips to keep you healthy.