Gastro for a week?
NO! Ruptured appendix in septic shock - surgical emergency - rushed off via ambulance to hospital.
Neck pain post rugby match. Cervical myalgia?
NO! C-spine disruption! Immobilised and sent off to trauma unit STAT.
Normal period 4 weeks post last menses?
NO! Missed abortion - off you go to the gynaecologist.
Circular lesions on anterior shin? It's just eczema isn't it doctor?
NO! It's actually a classic ecthyma!
Today, I was, the GP QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!