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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

GP VICTORIES!

Gastro for a week?

NO! Ruptured appendix in septic shock - surgical emergency - rushed off via ambulance to hospital.

Neck pain post rugby match. Cervical myalgia?

NO! C-spine disruption! Immobilised and sent off to trauma unit STAT.

Normal period 4 weeks post last menses?

NO! Missed abortion - off you go to the gynaecologist.

Circular lesions on anterior shin? It's just eczema isn't it doctor?

NO! It's actually a classic ecthyma!

Today, I was, the GP QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woop Woop!

:)

2 comments:

Stupidosaur said...

Watch out folks! Diagnosis Champ is here!

Hey Diagnosis Champ! Could you please explain the various terms to us medically challenged cretins?

Anonymous said...

Well done, Ms House.

Mo

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