Today,in the trauma unit, I got kicked in the groin by a child with cerebral palsy.
It was F@#$ing painful.
Not the child's fault, she had cerebral palsy, but really, it was f@#$ing painful.
The hubby wants to have sex. I tell him I can't because I got kicked in the groin by a brain damaged child.
He sighs, says I'm a very creative liar and that if I'm tired I should just say so and not make up stories.